Senior Citizens Poll: Stop Electing Old Men to Office

46th Ward Senior Citizens say no to old men in office with increasing numbers as wisdom accumulates

Seems crazy to me also, to not elect our brightest and youngest minds…

Group – Elect old men to office?YesNo
Women 55-6521.6%78.4%
Men 55-6523.3%76.7%
Women 66+15.8%84.2.%
Men 66+17.2%82.8%

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Community Bulletin: Cappleman election loss could be catastrophic as entitled worldviews self-destruct


Near guillotine level protests as average people swarm Cappleman residence in 2017. Now the shoe will be on the other foot as the wealthy try to regain special favor for themselves and their inanimate objects.

Be prepared, expect aberrant behavior even violence as ruling class accelerates towards equality for all

Uptown – Polling last year had determined that Chicago’s 46th Ward incumbent Alderman Cappleman would likely lose his reelection bid in the April 2019 Runoff Election.

Now, new polling done last week indicates the trends against Cappleman’s reelection are even stronger than previously reported.

New results indicate there is an over 68% chance that Cappleman will lose in the General Election and 2 women challengers will go to the runoff instead.

The Uptown Medical Providers Association has issued a Community Bulletin that this unexpected adjustment for Cappleman supporters, already used to an uninterrupted imaginary state for 8 years, could prove too much for them to handle.

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POLL – Just how much does the Uptown Pigeon suck?

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Ald. Cappleman of the 46th Ward is looking forward to next month’s Point-In-Time Homeless Miscount

“Miscounting the homeless is one of the most, if not the most important part of housing the homeless” says Cappleman

Alderman Cappleman says he has been practicing with the Chicago Department of Family and Support Services (DFSS), other City departments and private corporations all year to miscount the homeless and is confident 2019 will be their best miscount ever.

Cappleman said “We’ve learned a lot from past years Point-In-Time Homeless Miscounts; I think we have it down to a science now. The best part is designed properly, non-profits and individuals do all the work and are the best defenders of the accuracy of the count. I’m brilliant, right?”

Cappleman continued “There are very few things as special as making actual human beings disappear, without even killing them! Quickly at least… Everyone wins, I look good, the Mayor and the administration look good. We all get great campaign material. Even the non-profits and individuals doing all the work get feel-goods and social media bonuses. Everyone wins.”

Cappleman also said “If you are going to lose an election, go out on a high note. This could be my highest note ever.”

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Ald. Cappleman proud that major homelessness initiatives ordinance has little to no follow-up

66% of voters polled agree follow-up actions for election time announcements are absolutely unnecessary

UPTOWN – 46th Ward Alderman Cappleman announced today in a press release, “Voter polling and election results have shown time and time again, that voters do not want homelessness solved, they just want feel good announcements at election time about them.”

Republican-Democratic Committeeman Sean Tenner concurred, “Our newest poll, out today confirms it, voters just want to believe they and their horribly corrupt and dishonest legislators are good people and care.”

Tenner continued “Just one picture of Jan Schakowsky or J.B. Pritzker smiling is worth thousands of votes, actually housing homeless people means zero to the voters, but they do want us to talk about it a lot.”

Reached by phone for comment, Cappleman expanded “Homeless people are just another planted flower garden or milk shake at Sonic, substance means nothing, style is everything. The people have spoken.”

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“Progressive energy” white male Cappleman appoints white male Committeeman for “Progressive direction”

Women allowed to hold 46th Ward sign with the men

UPTOWN – Official Cappleman real estate news website press release “This is a win-win for the 46th Ward and the Democratic Party”.

Cappleman also expressed gratitude for “moving our state back in a more progressive direction”.

Be patient women and people of color in 46th ward politics, maybe more equality next time?

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