With election fraud indictment on-hold temporarily, 46th Ward Alderman Cappleman resumes jealous rage against local artist

“Nothing can stop Cappleman from focusing on that artist, even subconsciously he’s ready to tile the whole ward” -anonymous 46th Ward resident

UPTOWN – The Uptown Pigeon reported one similar example of Cappleman’s very unhealthy obsession with a local artist 13 months ago in our article “Jealous of Local Artist’s Chicago Mosaics, Alderman Cappleman makes building with whole walls of tiles“.

The anonymous 46th Ward resident quoted above continued “It’s the Wheel of Fortune”. Another couple just love it, saying “Thank-you James, this is so much easier than going to a paint store to get decorating color ideas”. Another man with a tin foil hat said “It’s great to have our own Stargate finally”.

Others question how much was paid for this. Local pigeons were understandably suspicious.

Well there you have it, Wheel of Fortune, paint store, Stargate and very expensive obsession against local artist, is it anything else to you? Let us know.

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Uptown Update Cappleman supporters debate whether the law has been violated enough to win the election

Chicago Reader: Team Cappleman cupcakes given out at polling places

Some felt cupcakes were not enough and there should have been cookies too, others thought money and beer, maybe even vodka would have been better

The well-known official Alderman Cappleman website and Facebook page masquerading as a neighborhood blog, was alive and hopping with confused users after Tuesday’s deadlocked election results, concerned that true equality may cause them to lose their entitlement and hateful ways.

Most were completely stunned and couldn’t believe that votes for challenger Marianne Lalonde, with only a mere fraction of Cappleman’s campaign budget, managed to equal Cappleman votes, with all his ill-gotten campaign donations from the real estate industry.

A frequent user of the Uptown Update Facebook page said “Look, we pay lots of property taxes to support all this corruption, how dare they not give us the alderman we want?”

Many condo owners at the Uptown Update openly expressed their [irrational] fears that a new administration would treat them as horribly as they treated others, and several said they would have to move elsewhere.

One user lamented, “They will make this all about human beings instead of buildings, what shall we do?” Another crowed, “We threw all Marianne’s campaign signs away, and still she has the gall to equal Cappleman votes? I just knew we should have poisoned a few pigeons near the polling places.” One more said “Cappleman told me to pay that city crew $50 each to block her campaign office with machinery and she still got the vote out, what the heck?”

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Senior Citizens Poll: Stop Electing Old Men to Office

46th Ward Senior Citizens say no to old men in office with increasing numbers as wisdom accumulates

Seems crazy to me also, to not elect our brightest and youngest minds…

Group – Elect old men to office?YesNo
Women 55-6521.6%78.4%
Men 55-6523.3%76.7%
Women 66+15.8%84.2.%
Men 66+17.2%82.8%

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Community Bulletin: Cappleman election loss could be catastrophic as entitled worldviews self-destruct


Near guillotine level protests as average people swarm Cappleman residence in 2017. Now the shoe will be on the other foot as the wealthy try to regain special favor for themselves and their inanimate objects.

Be prepared, expect aberrant behavior even violence as ruling class accelerates towards equality for all

Uptown – Polling last year had determined that Chicago’s 46th Ward incumbent Alderman Cappleman would likely lose his reelection bid in the April 2019 Runoff Election.

Now, new polling done last week indicates the trends against Cappleman’s reelection are even stronger than previously reported.

New results indicate there is an over 68% chance that Cappleman will lose in the General Election and 2 women challengers will go to the runoff instead.

The Uptown Medical Providers Association has issued a Community Bulletin that this unexpected adjustment for Cappleman supporters, already used to an uninterrupted imaginary state for 8 years, could prove too much for them to handle.

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