Cappleman announces Sidewalk First Housing Plan

Lisa Morrison Butler, Dept of Family and Support Services (DFSS) Commissioner to head Pilot Program

UPTOWN – In a Snapchat video released late this evening, Chicago’s 46th Ward Alderman Cappleman announced the Sidewalk First Housing Plan (SFHP).

In what seemed like slurred speech, Cappleman remarked “It’s innovative and exciting times for those homeless people now.” Holding up a chart, he noted “The 46th Ward has more sidewalks than the other wards in Chicago, it’s a very natural fit (MSTOW).”

The alderman was already thinking ahead and said “If this promotion is successful, we could have another heavily marketed pilot program next year, the Loading Dock First Housing Plan (LDFHP).”

He promised his office would release a full block club meeting schedule and that if we are lucky, Lisa Morrison Butler will give a speech with even more charts at one of the meetings.

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