Victim of previously reported Great Net Massacre where thousands of pigeons lost their lives
WARNING: Uptown residents and their young children could be harmed by these neighborhood watch group terrorists
UPTOWN – Cappleman’s war on pigeons is growing even more dangerous.
Latest reports are indicating that not only have pigeons been threatened with extermination, but Uptown residents and their young children could be harmed by these neighborhood watch group terrorists. Allegedly, neighborhood watch group member Redacted Name, and possibly others have threatened to poison Uptown Chicago bird seed as this secret hate group communication suggests.
Hmmm, maybe time to douse the birdseed in antifreeze
Sadly, we must remind you that evidence shows that most mass murderers start out with horrific acts to animals.
Due to the seriousness of this news, we are urging the public to be careful of these dangerous extremists.
Stay tuned for updated news right here, at the Uptown Pigeon.
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