BREAKING: Secret Facebook Neighborhood Watch Group member threatening mass pigeon murder

Victim of previously reported Great Net Massacre where thousands of pigeons lost their lives

WARNING: Uptown residents and their young children could be harmed by these neighborhood watch group terrorists

UPTOWN – Cappleman’s war on pigeons is growing even more dangerous.

Latest reports are indicating that not only have pigeons been threatened with extermination, but Uptown residents and their young children could be harmed by these neighborhood watch group terrorists. Allegedly, neighborhood watch group member Redacted Name, and possibly others have threatened to poison Uptown Chicago bird seed as this secret hate group communication suggests.

Redacted Name
Hmmm, maybe time to douse the birdseed in antifreeze

Sadly, we must remind you that evidence shows that most mass murderers start out with horrific acts to animals.

Due to the seriousness of this news, we are urging the public to be careful of these dangerous extremists.

Thanks!
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