“Miscounting the homeless is one of the most, if not the most important part of housing the homeless” says Cappleman
Alderman Cappleman says he has been practicing with the Chicago Department of Family and Support Services (DFSS), other City departments and private corporations all year to miscount the homeless and is confident 2019 will be their best miscount ever.
Cappleman said “We’ve learned a lot from past years Point-In-Time Homeless Miscounts; I think we have it down to a science now. The best part is designed properly, non-profits and individuals do all the work and are the best defenders of the accuracy of the count. I’m brilliant, right?”
Cappleman continued “There are very few things as special as making actual human beings disappear, without even killing them! Quickly at least… Everyone wins, I look good, the Mayor and the administration look good. We all get great campaign material. Even the non-profits and individuals doing all the work get feel-goods and social media bonuses. Everyone wins.”
Cappleman also said “If you are going to lose an election, go out on a high note. This could be my highest note ever.”
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