VIDEO: Ald Cappleman claims Black people need to talk to a Black alderman

Yesterday and today, Cappleman was and still is a racist

Alderman Cappleman of Chicago’s 46th Ward, which includes most of Uptown and the northern end of Lakeview, has always been a racist.

He was first elected as a racist candidate for gentrification, and has now spent years refining his lies, pretending to be this great progressive. Still, up to this very minute, his racism shows as this video from 2018 clearly demonstrates.

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“Progressive energy” white male Cappleman appoints white male Committeeman for “Progressive direction”

Women allowed to hold 46th Ward sign with the men, black people have to stand in rear

UPTOWN – Official Cappleman real estate news website press release “This is a win-win for the 46th Ward and the Democratic Party”.

Cappleman also expressed gratitude for “moving our state back in a more progressive direction”.

Be patient women and people of color in 46th ward politics, maybe more equality next time?

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ONE Northside “holds our our elected officials accountable” by handing them a microphone!

Uptown Pigeon apologizes, this is real news, not satire

UPTOWN – Sunday May 6, 2018 This image is Alderman Cappleman looking out from the stage at the audience while speaking at ONE Northside’s Community Convention.

Apparently ONE Northside likes real estate corruption and people becoming homeless as much as Alderman Cappleman does, ahem…

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Univ of Chicago study proves Pigeons keep Urban Moron populations from growing out of control

Up to 65% of people from rural states become ill-adapted to city life and can be predicted by Pigeons

CHICAGO – Groundbreaking evidence-based research with super-computer analyzed data proves pigeons the most important factor in keeping typical domestic morons from over-population in Chicago.

Kansas ranked the highest at 65%, Texas came in 2nd at 57%, Iowa and Nebraska tied for 3rd at 52%. Generally states considered red/conservative ranked highest in pigeon aversion and ill-adaption to city life predictability.

Data showed early predictors for failure to adapt to city living successfully were irritability towards pigeons, harboring harmful thoughts towards pigeons and the most reliable of all harmful actions towards pigeons. Additionally other anti-city life traits that tended to manifest concurrently in pigeon haters were extremely vocal whining, power abuses, excessive blame of others for their own unhappiness and other anti-urban actions.

Urban Moron populations measurably growing since 1970’s but there is now hope with this study

The good news is this evidence conclusively shows that in sufficient numbers, healthy and well-fed urban pigeon populations keep moron populations from growing to human damage levels.

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BREAKING UPDATE: Uptown Pigeon receives written threat – “I’m going to kill every pigeon I see today”

Secret Facebook Neighborhood Watch Group member Redacted Name continues threats to pigeons

UPTOWN – OMG, poisoning pigeons, pets and children isn’t enough for this dangerous person, he’s now threatening to go on a personal pigeon killing rampage… This guy is clearly unstable.

In another comment on our website, he had the nerve to call pigeons “vermin”.

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That is not a secret hate group. It is a group trying to ensure sanitation and safety standards in Uptown. Any comments about poisoning birds were clearly hyperbolic and satirical. Pigeons are filthy vermin and need to be dealt with by the city more effectively.

Pigeons are not vermin, and BTW has anyone ever seen a hate group that understands or admits it is a hate group? I haven’t. If it is not a hate group, then open the group up to the public, instead of operating in anonymity and secrecy like darkness usually does, let the public decide. And kabosh this dangerous animal hater.

Reminder due to the seriousness of this news, we are urging the public to be careful of these dangerous extremists.

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BREAKING: Secret Facebook Neighborhood Watch Group member threatening mass pigeon murder

Victim of previously reported Great Net Massacre where thousands of pigeons lost their lives

WARNING: Uptown residents and their young children could be harmed by these neighborhood watch group terrorists

UPTOWN – Cappleman’s war on pigeons is growing even more dangerous.

Latest reports are indicating that not only have pigeons been threatened with extermination, but Uptown residents and their young children could be harmed by these neighborhood watch group terrorists. Allegedly, neighborhood watch group member Redacted Name, and possibly others have threatened to poison Uptown Chicago bird seed as this secret hate group communication suggests.

Redacted Name
Hmmm, maybe time to douse the birdseed in antifreeze

Sadly, we must remind you that evidence shows that most mass murderers start out with horrific acts to animals.

Due to the seriousness of this news, we are urging the public to be careful of these dangerous extremists.

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WGN Radio’s animal advocate Steve Dale endorses large scale animal murder for fun Ald. Cappleman

Steve Dale and Great Net Massacre Mastermind Alderman Cappleman

Chicago listeners and animal advocates speechless

UPTOWN – You just can’t make up stuff like this. So much for journalistic integrity, at least the public facade of it. Clearly these two are not fans of animal rights activist and musician Moby.

Steve Dale said on Facebook, Cappleman is his friend and a great guy that loves animals, and that Uptown Pigeon is horrible.

What can I say, with citizen and animal advocates like James Cappleman and Steve Dale, we’d all be better without advocates, not everyone was born a cute puppy.

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